Listen to my fiction

I read stories about: whisky heists, romance between smokers, substandard spooks, smartarse alcoholics, passionate geeks, dead weathermen, board games, networked monkeys, talking shoes, angry system administrators and giant confectionary monsters.


I have approximately three thousand hours of recorded audio from gigs and studio projects. Four and a half minutes are online. Expect more shortly.


During the Fringe in August I usually do a series of short spots around Edinburgh. For the rest of the year I turn up in interesting places. Check your cupboards.