Crap Ghosts is a collection of short fiction about ineffective apparitions and substandard spooks. I wrote it after taking a night class in ghost literature with Dr Lynn Holden and noticing just how disorganised most spectres turned out to be, from a global and cultural perspective.
Crap Ghosts was originally published by Bloc Press. This edition is sold out. Skeleton Press issued a paperback “second apparition” with several extra stories, of which a few copies are left. In 2012 it came out in the “ethereal edition”, an ebook. This is the most complete edition with all the stories from the print version plus a new story, Horn from Beyond.
Crap Ghosts contains an explicit sexual scene and is not suitable for children.